The Great Gonzo once said, “You have to have the right film, the right exposure, and you have to scream right before they get the food into their mouth.”
Honestly? That tracks.

The Roxie Takes is what happens when The Mental Felts hijack the behind-the-scenes. They’ve got thoughts. They’ve got opinions. And they’re pretty sure they could be running Roxie’s life better than she is.

It’s raw, ridiculous, and weirdly accurate. Healing still happens—but now it comes with unsolicited commentary, existential roasting, and probably a glitter trail no one signed off on.

So if you’re curious what the puppets really think about Roxie’s choices (or lack thereof), come join the chaos.

They’re taking the mic—and the spotlight.

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The Mental Felts are the stars, Roxie just works here.